• me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what


someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits


kindaeuph0ric:

80s-90s-supermodels:


Beverly Peele, early 90s


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luvreci2pieces:

My favorite group of all time hands down #EnVogue #TheFunkyDivas

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

simsgonewrong:
swag level 1000





somethingvain:

calvin klein s/s 1994, kate moss on the runway



freshisthaword:

Queen of the damned.

avi0o0olaa:

savannahblair:

self promoting: a no no since 2001

LMFAO YES^