- me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
- chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
- me: i didn't even finish my order
- chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
- me: what
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits